Great Come Backs!

January 02, 2007

Let's lighten up a bit for the new year!

Here are some funny come backs, maybe you can use one one day!

Man:  Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:  Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man:  Is this seat empty?
Woman:  Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man:  Your place or mine?
Woman:  Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man:  So, what do you do for a living?
Woman:  I'm a female impersonator.

Man:  Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman:  Do not enter.

Man:  How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman:  Unfertilized.

Man:  Your body is like a temple.
Woman:  Sorry, there are no services today.

Man:  I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman:  But would you stay there?