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8th Global Outsourcing Conference & Exhibition, Feb 11-12, 2008, SMX Pasay City, Philippines July 29, 2007  Technology + Creativity e-Services Philippines 8th Global Sourcing Conference & Exhibition 11 – 12 February 2008 SMX Pasay City Philippines You have to be here. With more and more efforts to serve you best, e-Services is bigger and better in 2008. * Global Sourcing Floor – with an assembly of 260 companies for the best IT services experience on Back Office Processing, Contact Center, Animation, Medical/Legal Transcriptions, Engineering Design and Software Development. * Commercial Zone offering top of the line IT products such as computer accessories, mobile phone units, digital gadgets and electronic devices. * Conference track featuring the world’s finest in Finance and Accounting, Health Information Management, Information Technology Outsourcing, and Creative Information Communication Technology. * Dedicated Zone for IT parks, Telecommunication companies, Gaming, regional Information Communication Technology, destinations, country pavilions and academe. Highlights of e-Services 2007 * $22 M estimated amount of biz generated. * Global Thought leaders and industry experts as conference speakers. * Participation of industry associations with the cooperation of major IT players such as Microsoft, PLDT, Smart, Globe and Bayantel. For more information log on to: www.e-servicesphils.com. For further information, contact: IT Services and Electronics Division Center for International Trade Expositions and Missions (CITEM) Call Center Outsourcing? Rent Call Center Seats in Ortigas Center, Manila, Philippines July 14, 2007 Contact Us Immediately  ICQ: 301949161  AOL Instant Messenger: TryOutsourcing  MSN: PI.Outsource@hotmail.com Yahoo! Messenger: PIoutsource  Skype: PIoutsource Phone: +1 812-669-4205 Toll Free USA: +1 866-276-2649Economic Models Explained with Cows July 09, 2007 SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away... TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow hasropped dead. ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. THE ANDERSEN MODEL You have two cows. You shred them. A FILIPINO CORPORATION You have two cows. You put them on a spit, cook them, sell sandwiches. Take the profits and buy two chickens and a new cell phone. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.... |
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